ادبی . دوستانه عاشقانه

نوشته های شخصی و دوستان

ادبی . دوستانه عاشقانه

نوشته های شخصی و دوستان

تست هوش

یک درخت بسیار بسیار بلند نارگیل بود و 4 حیوان زیر

 

A Lion cid:1.3883257764@web31807.mail.mud.yahoo.com, A Chimp cid:2.3883257764@web31807.mail.mud.yahoo.com, A Giraffe cid:3.3883257764@web31807.mail.mud.yahoo.com,

یک زرافه                         یک میمون                  یک شیر
.....AND...

و

 

A Squirrel

cid:4.3883257764@web31807.mail.mud.yahoo.com

یک سنجاب

 

 

 

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest

to get a banana off the tree.

آنها تصمیم گرفتند که مسابف بدهند تا ببینند که کدامیک برای

برداشتن یک موز از درخت از همه سریعتر است


Who do you guess will win?

فکر میکنی کدامیک برنده می شود؟


Your answer will reflect your personality.

جواب سوال بازگو کننده شخصیت توست


So think carefully . . ..

پس بادقت فکر کن

 


Now scroll down to see the analysis.

جواب را در زیر ببینید


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If your answer is:

:اگر جوابت

 

Lion = you're dull.

شیر است = خسته و کسل هستی


Chimpanzee = you're dense.

میمون = خنگ هستی


Giraffe = you're a complete moron.

زرافه = کاملا احمق هستی


Squirrel = you're hopeless.

سنجاب = ناامید هستی

 

 

 

 

 

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

درخت نارگیل که موز ندارد !!!!!

 

cid:5.3883257765@web31807.mail.mud.yahoo.com

 


Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax

 

مشخصه که تحت فشاری و زیاد کار کردی

باید یه مدتی کار نکنی و خستگی در کنی 

 

 

 

شاد باشید

آیا میدانید؟

*اگر هخامنش به فراموشی سپرده شود ، گناه ماست که به فرزندانمان نیاموختیمش * *مگر هزارها چیز دیگرکه به فرزندانمان می آموزیم ، در کتاب های درسی آمده اند؟؟؟ * *پس گناه خودمان را گردن دیگری میاندازیم

خود ما چقدر آگاهی داریم؟ چقدر از پیشینه و تاریخمان اطلاع داریم * * اگر آگاهی داشتیم انقدر تکرارش نمی کردیم * آیا میدانید : حذف بخش هخامنش از کتاب درسی تاریخ به تصویب رسید؟

آیا میدانید : فرزندان ما دیگر حتی اسم کوروش کبیر را نمیشناسند؟ آیا میدانید : 29 اکتبر روز جهانی کوروش کبیر است و این روز فقط در تقویم ایران نیست؟ آیا میدانید : چند سال دیگر ، با نابودی کامل تخت جمشید باید سپاسگذار کشورهایی چون فرانسه باشیم که چندی از تخت جمشید را در موزه های خود حفظ کردند *آیا میدانید ؟* *ـ آیا میدانید* اولین سیستم استخدام دولتی به صورت لشگری و کشوری به مدت ۴۰سال خدمت و سپس بازنشستگی و گرفتن مستمری دائم را کورش کبیر در ایران پایه گذاری کرد.

ـ آیا میدانید : کمبوجیه فرزند کورش بدلیل کشته شدن ۱۲ ایرانی در مصر و اینکه فرعون مصر به جای عذر خواهی از ایرانیان به دشنام دادن و تمسخر پرداخته بود ، با ۲۵۰ هزار سرباز ایرانی در روز ۴۲ از آغاز بهار ۵۲۵ قبل از میلاد به مصر حمله کرد و کل مصر را تصرف کرد و بدلیل آمدن قحطی در مصر مقداری بسیار زیادی غله وارد مصر کرد . اکنون در مصر یک نقاشی دیواری وجود دارد که کمبوجیه را در حال احترام به خدایان مصر نشان میدهد. او به هیچ وجه دین ایران را به آنان تحمیل نکرد و بی احترامی به آنان ننمود.

ـ آیا میدانید * داریوش کبیر با شور و مشورت تمام بزرگان ایالتهای ایران که در پاسارگاد جمع شده بودند به پادشاهی برگزیده شد و در بهار ۵۲۰ قبل از میلاد تاج شاهنشاهی ایران رابر سر نهاد و برای همین مناسبت ۲ نوع سکه طرح دار با نام داریک ( طلا ) و سیکو ( نقره) را در اختیار مردم قرار داد که بعدها رایج ترین پولهای جهان شد

ـ آیا میدانید * داریوش کبیر طرح تعلیمات عمومی و سوادآموزی را اجباری و به صورت کاملا رایگان بنیان گذاشت که به موجب آن همه مردم می بایست خواندن و نوشتن بدانند که به همین مناسبت خط آرامی یا فنیقی را جایگزین خط میخی کرد که بعدها خط پهلوی نام گرفت . *

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تولد

Birthday colors....

 

 

December 23rd - January 1st

Red

January 2nd - January 11th

Orange

January 12th - January 24th

Yellow

January 25th - February 3

Pink

February 4th - February 8th

Blue

February 9th - February 18th

Green

February 19th - Feb 28th

Brown

March1st - March 10th

Aqua

March 11 - March 20th

Lime

March 21 st

Black

March 22 nd - March 31st

Purple

April 1st - April 10th

Navy

April 11th - April 20th

Silver

April 21st - April 30th

White

May 2nd - May 14th

Blue

May 15th - May 24th

Gold

May 25th - June 3rd

Cream

June 4th - June13th

Gray

June 14 - June 23rd

Maroon

June 24th

Gray

June 25 - July 4th

Red

July 5th - July 14th

Orange

July 15th - July 25 th

Yellow

July 26th - August 4 th

Pink

August 5th - August 13th

Blue

August 14th - August 23rd

Green

August 24 - September 2nd

Brown

September 3rd - Sep 12th

Aqua

September 13th - Sep 22nd

Lime

September 23rd

Olive

September 24th - October 3rd

Purple

October 4th - October 13th

Navy

October 14th - October 23rd

Silver

October 24 - November 11th

White

November 12th - Nov 21st

Gold

Nov 22nd - December1st

Cream

December 2nd - Dec11th

Gray

December 12th - Dec 21st

Maroon

December 22nd

Teal

 

RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.  

TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.  

GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.  

GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.  

PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.  

YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.  

ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.  

PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.  

LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.  

SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.  

WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.  

OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.  

BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.  

BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.  

NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.  

AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

لطف

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